hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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witneyhouston:

backdoorteenmom:

marmontchateau:

To Catch A Predator: Tumblr edition

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tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, horses.

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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destroyed-and-abandoned:

Members of the Ukrainian security forces trying to escape from flames during clashes with anti-government protesters in Kiev, February 18, 2014. (Anatoly Stepanov / AFP)

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

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