denzel-oneill:

OMFG

(Source: moistflow, via ex-cuse-u)

crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you

(Source: shuckl, via trust)

methhomework:

bangmelikey0urdrums:

'What would you do for 5sos tickets?'

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please love yourself

(via automatically)

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

(via hate)

astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

(via trust)


axetemptation:

60% of women will smile at an attractive stranger. Only 47% of men will do the same.

alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that

(via ex-cuse-u)

an opportunity to meet me irl

brotoad:

go to hell, i’ll be there

(via that-girl-next-d00r)

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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(via trust)

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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(Source: princessblogonoke, via greed)

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

(via trust)

meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(Source: meladoodle, via heckachilly)

zackisontumblr:

zackisontumblr:

what do you get when you sleep with your teacher

sextra credit

(via trust)

  • me this morning: yes im cute as fuck servin up looks stylin on u hoes im fresh as hell
  • me rn: im a piece of trash