'What would you do for 5sos tickets?'
please love yourself
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food
i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that
accidentally bumps into someone
"you don’t have to keep apologizing"
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them
what do you get when you sleep with your teacher