r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough
one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
omg so my mom doesn’t let me order food delivery when she or my dad isn’t home ok so i was way too lazy to make food today so i ordered a salad and a little pizza then 10 minutes after the pizza gets delivered MY MOM COMES HOME OUT OF NOWHERE so i’m freaking out so I throw everything into a bag and run up to my room faster than i ever thought i could run and put it under my bed and I feel like I just committed a serious crime when really I just ordered some damn pizza
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.