how often do you have sex?
Anonymous

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?


not-my-j0y-division:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

bile2:

IM WEAK

ohnolucas:

toastbabeis:

protect female celebrities whose private photos get leaked at all costs

protect everyone whose private photos get leaked at all costs

(via queenhxe)

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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(Source: britanymurphy, via sad-mermaid)

Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being. Tati-Ana Mercedes (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: unpardeojitosnegros, via canadumb)


lessonsfromdisney:

Disney Lesson 165: The rules of physics don’t apply to cartoon dresses.

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via matthewtehgreat)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via matthewtehgreat)