not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
To Catch A Predator: Tumblr edition
i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”