A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via in-love-with-gingers)

41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

(Source: lawngreen, via that-girl-next-d00r)


solarbird:

Perfect.

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

(via pagingpaigee)

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

(via that-girl-next-d00r)


unspiteful:

do i send it or nah

vincesane:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.



Sen..pai…

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I’m deleting my snapchat

miss-love:

my hero

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via saucybutts)


brittanyeatsboysforbreakfast:

a-wild-snorlaxxx:

askmegabolt:

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….



I just died of laughter

Sobbing.

u need the word of the lord

scholar-nina:

When you come back from watching a superhero/action movie and feel like you can take on the whole world.image

But then have to go home and do the dishes. image

(via slightlyadjacent)