helyon:

nerd: touch my butt and buy me pizza
me: fuck my ass and pay for all my groceries

(Source: swagmage420, via saucybutts)


italian-luxury:

Black Bull  -  Lamborghini Aventador

jaycost:

jaycost:

Fuck me, I’m so horny

30 minutes later: Not anymore, everything sexual repulses me

(via saucybutts)


elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via ruinedchildhood)



afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:


only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.

surprisebitch:

me surprising your man when he comes to bed

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(Source: surprisebitch, via trust)

joshpeck:

so many of you have changed your icons and urls and i really don’t even know who half of you are anymore i just go with it

(via automatically)


willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

snorlaxatives:

shootingstarm:

snorlaxatives:

does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe

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I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via yuhyuhyuhyuh)

I hate people generally, but I like people individually. introverts (via janesblueheaven)

(via asstrolorgy)

crunchier:

me at parties like image

(via automatically)