Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.
Do u think I’ll be considered a cool mom in twenty years when I’m blasting fall out boy in my mini van as I drop my kids off at school
In all three books Katniss just pees once.
Still better than seven years and Harry only taking one bath.