vancity604778kid:

puffpontmercy:

sixpathsofbased:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Samsung is taking shots

GONNA NEED SOME ICE WATER FOR THAT BURN

I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell. (via adhoorikahani)

(Source: iamboundtowin, via queenhxe)

icefag:

*me in college* this isn’t anything like hazehim

(via bromancing-the-stone)


gayfromanon:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: spoopybarakarts, via automatically)


crunchier:

Me tbh