I act and react, and suddenly I wonder “Where is the girl that I was last year?..Two years ago?..What would she think of me now? Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals  (via cizzlez)

(Source: tarkovskologist, via iwouldcrosstheoceanforyou)

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

(via hate)

zerosympathy:

*accidentally starts masturbating*

(via trust)





brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via hate)

helyon:

nerd: touch my butt and buy me pizza
me: fuck my ass and pay for all my groceries

(Source: swagmage420, via saucybutts)


italian-luxury:

Black Bull  -  Lamborghini Aventador

jaycost:

jaycost:

Fuck me, I’m so horny

30 minutes later: Not anymore, everything sexual repulses me

(via saucybutts)


elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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