vistale:

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jawn-and-his-dragon:

When you try to impress your friend but they don’t care

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alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

(Source: alrightevans, via broken-mirrors)


justlearningasigo:

Thirsty followers be like

oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

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tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via hate)

neptunain:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

(via hate)

hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

(Source: agentfoxymulders, via hate)


alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

(via hate)

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

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greed:

so i tried to pull an april fools joke on my mom and

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