MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe "Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)

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sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

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vinebox:

When yo song come on.

physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

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online:

"if you a bad bitch put your hands up high"

Me:image

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wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

image

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