• me this morning: yes im cute as fuck servin up looks stylin on u hoes im fresh as hell
  • me rn: im a piece of trash

rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

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(via gaymerlag)

Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

(via gnarly)

(Source: eatsleepjohnmayer, via blooodorange)

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

(via keep--it--gnarly)

the-uncensored-she:

harboua:

This country is such a fucking joke. Did you know that if we were to divide the income in this country fairly it would be about 300,000 per person. That’s annually. You could give each person in this country 100,000 and still have enough to invest in infrastructure and research. Instead we have people who don’t have water, don’t have their basic human rights fulfilled, because they don’t have enough to pay a bill. 

Capitalism is inhumane.

(via heckachilly)

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via chrisbreeh)

it’s been over a year since we last spoke and i still worry about whether or not you’re taking your medication, if you’re doing your homework and if you’re happy. it’s been over a year and somehow i still think about you every day.

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

(via trust)

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls, via automatically)

internetexplorers:

i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

(via trust)

ME JUSTIFYING MY SEX LIFE

mauro-g-money:

Dexter

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via hate)